Monday, January 28, 2008

Cooper Lawrence Recants Her Mass Effect Slandering


The lady who lied about Mass Effect being pornographic has admitted to the New York Times that she "misspoke". I call it lying and not doing any research. She goes on to say,

"I really regret saying that, and now that I've seen the game and seen the sex scenes it's kind of a joke.

"Before the show I had asked somebody about what they had heard, and they had said it's like pornography, but it's not like pornography. I've seen episodes of 'Lost' that are more sexually explicit."


Thanks for looking at the game after going on national TV and telling the viewers lies about it. I think she only apologized because she saw how the gaming community fucked over her book reviews on Amazon.com. She also wrote these books if you are interested in leaving some comments and feedback: The Fixer-upper Man: Turn Mr. Maybe into Mr. Right in 5 Easy Steps and Been There, Done That, Kept the Jewelry: Find True Love--Turn Your Tarnished Dating Past into a Brilliant Romantic Future.

6 comments:

Jester013 said...

"Turn Mr. Maybe into Mr. Right in 5 Easy Steps" I hate this shit. Because I'm willing to bet none of the 5 steps involve the woman changing her expectations. Why do women want me to change? I'm awesome!

aplusj said...

Women want you to change because you are a child man. Listen to the NPR podcast about the child man. They mention Halo 3.

Jester013 said...

I AM a child man. That's what's awesome about me.

Jester013 said...

There's a written out piece on the man child thing here. It's ridiculous that this lady wants me to put down my Xbox controller. Why should I stop doing something I like? That makes no sense.

aplusj said...

that's the same link I gave you. I know several child men and they are happy.

Mike said...

I wish I was a child man, but I'm married. So jealous.